Moonlight Over a Rook Whoopin Ass

Before listening to this episode, I must warn you that the world will be a different place by the end. As we enter this New Year, we are reminded that things change, and nothing lasts forever. So our village cannot endure in its current state of ruin, so change will be necessary. And change is coming. There is darkness in the village, and there are things that lurk in that darkness. Tonight, you will meet the reason those things lurk instead of strut. For tonight you meet the Rook, and the Rook is going to change our ruined little village. In all honesty, you don’t want to meet the Rook, because he is never going to be in the mood for it. Generally speaking, he’s not in the mood for much of anything apart from whoopin ass. For the Rook is a member of an unseen organization of folk who find people in sore need of an ass whoopin, and they help them. If you’re comforted by that thought, don’t be. The Rook would whoop your ass as well. For if we look deep into our souls, we will find that we are all in sore need of a good solid ass whoopin. However, we can take solace in the fact that there are people in line ahead of us. A good many of them live in our ruined village, and the Rook going to sort them out. One by one. It’s a sort of year in review, but one where people get beaten for being annoying. This episode will feature the usual violence, profanity, and ill mannered humor. Listener discretion is advised.